beastwomb:

Childish Heroes - Photo editorial inspired by the television series Adventure Time with Finn and Jake. 

Photography, Styling & Illustrations by Skye Oleson-Cormack & Joel Kadziolka

darlingdisneyprincess:

Link to Article

Credit to the Fan Art in the Last Slide

please don’t remove so that the artist gets her credit. 

I love you for this.

THIS. READ THIS. SERIOUSLY.

(Source: disneyismyescape)

“Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly raiment to a peddler’s cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag’s cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt, to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.”

(Source: anightmarefantasmic)

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

orbsteeb:

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM

bro-mom:

you know what i can actually relate to this one

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

just-your-little-mermaid:

heartdisney:

Adam Grason

Love.